We have a new product in our mustache catalog that makes a great stocking stuffer. I took a bunch of pictures. If I go in there, I could get hurt. Okay, you just want me to spray the water at the fire and try to put it out? I am going to bite your fingers. » Transcripts » TV & Movie Transcripts » F » Family Guy, ♪ It seems today that all you see ♪ You've already had, like, thirty hamburgers. This girl is making out with a baby! They have killed a great many of us, including my beloved wife. 'Cause I have no idea. DaCow, except we spell the cow part c-o-w. Like "cow." The slogan is, " You must stash your Must-Stash in the mustache.". Peter, you can't speak Italian just because you have a mustache. I just transferred here from Rich Expensive Car-Driving Sex-Having High School. Lois: Boy, it, it just seems like a real burden to me. Over here is a menu from our first McBurgertown restaurant in 1952. He's collecting Cleveland's mail while he's out of town. If I go in there, I could get hurt. Hassle in the Castle (Scooby-Doo, Where Are You! Would you care to place a wager on that? Well, for your information, I don't want a big pen1s. Peter, you ate 30 hamburgers. I imagine you're gonna be much more of a stern father now that you have a mustache. That's what. Mrs. Griffin, your husband has had a stroke. Wait. "Okay, take it! Lois, would you mind calling the police or something? [at school, word of Stewie's penis has spread], Girl: Nothing, baby penis. Family Guy S06E08 - McStroke. Hey, Rupert, what if the refrigerator was a monster that talked like this? [at Anal Point; Stewie and Connie D'Amico are together in the car], Connie D'Amico: Yeah, but I think I'm gonna enjoy this even more. Wow, that's a way better present than that buff hamster you got me last Christmas. I am part of a very special community now. I'm enjoying myself too much. I don't care if I look like a gay person!" Nothing that can't be fixed by staring at a lake. Ask questions and download or stream the entire soundtrack … If you plopped me in the middle of a high school, I could be the most popular kid there in a week. Well, Chris, there may be more lap sitting than there's been, and I might answer most of your questions with a story, but mostly, my mustache tells people that there is a 90% chance that I am poorly educated, that I keep upscale p0rn magazines out in the open, and that I listen to the Little River Band with giant headphones. Oh, no, Brian. ad etter days. Song in the Family Guy episode McStroke? I'm the man you rescued from McBurgertown. Mr. Griffin, what did you expect? Oh, man, this is a way better offer than the one I got from Helen Hunt. I don't really see how that's gonna work out. " But this is our oil.". Listen to your heart bleed. I am going to bite your fingers. A link to an external website Mcstroke-Family Guy Season 6 Episode 8 submitted by a fan of Family Guy. I didn't really promise anything. No, I own the restaurant. Do not stand behind me. 6:19. Oh, I think we just send a nice card. Connie D'Amico: Is...is there more underneath, or is that it? Stewie: Well, yes, I have a baby- ohhhh. Peter, I know you're upset about losing that thing, but get a grip on yourself. ... Family Guy Fun, Ultimate Family Guy look up site! "Well, we're gonna come down there and take all your oil." Follow. The left half of his body is completely paralyzed. You mind telling me what the hell you think you're doing? I should sue her. The episode … Freddie Mercury, the lead singer of Queen? Well, Chris, there may be more lap sitting than there's been, and I might answer most of your questions with a story, but mostly, my mustache tells people that there is a 90% chance that I am poorly educated, that I keep upscale p0rn magazines out in the open, and that I listen to the Little River Band with giant headphones. AKA: Family Guy, Грiфiни, Glowa rodziny, Padre de familia. Someone call an ambulance! Yeah, yeah, it's a Holocaust joke. And to show my gratitude, I'd like to offer you a lifetime supply of McBurgertown burgers. "Well, we're gonna come down there and take all your oil." Those people are bad, and I'm gonna prove it to the world. All right, dog, here we go. Boy, you know, I've always wanted to come in here, and now that I got a mustache, the timing feels right. I went in there, they injected me with a little bit of that fetal crap, and bam! [the guards take her away]. Then I'll have it made, like the Monopoly guy. It relieves the pain of mustachelessness. Oh, my God! Good old gambling man Peter. Stewie: [about Peter's mustache] Ugh, that's the ugliest thing the Fatman's grown since that horse leg. When is Dad gonna get better? Home / Series / Family Guy / Absolute Order / Season 1 / Episode 106 McStroke Peter erleidet einen Schlaganfall, weil er bei der Fastfood-Kette McBurgertown 38 Hamburger nacheinander verspeist hat. Score: 29.224. Guy! [the school security guards come and place Connie in handcuffs], Connie D'Amico: Ah! Peter: [slurred speech due to stroke] Uh... ad etter ays, Ois. Such as "Missing more Actions & Speakers". (11909557) Excellent. Lois: Oh my God! Politics! Score: 29.227. If only there was some way I could be like everybody else again. Congratulations. I'm not living my life without a mustache. Yeah. Hey, why don't you guys get lost? "Family Guy" McStroke subtitles Polish. I'm not living my life without a mustache. Really? I am who I am. Then I'll have it made, like the Monopoly guy. They have 100 lawyers, and you tried to bribe me with a subscription to Grape Soda Today, which I already have! That's what. Oh, no, Brian. Before you know it, we'll be like an old married couple. All right, baby, those are the magic words. That doesn't sound good. Well, I guess we'll just take our millions of dongs elsewhere. And now I can take my revenge on McBurgertown! Video of Family Guy: McStroke (s6e8) for fans of Family Guy. No. Stewie: That's right! Excuse me, pardon me, are you the cool children? I wear long sleeve shirts under short sleeve shirts under long sleeve shirts. I am a monster. All rights reserved. McBurgertown is on fire! What grace. Excellent. Stewie: All right, baby. [takes her shirt off]. Peter decides to grow a mustache, but then he's mistaken for a fireman (because they all have mustaches), so he lends a hand when a fire breaks out at a local fast food restaurant. I wish I could tell you that the Monopoly guy fought the good fight, and the sisters let him be. No. Doctor, what happened? Of course he does. If only there was some way I could be like everybody else again. " But this is our oil.". Religion! Freddie Mercury, the lead singer of Queen? In the part when peter is sad he started saying something to the restaurant and then he says something like:for what u did to me and jeppepo or something like that wuts the name of the cartoon character jeppepo or wut is it beacuse i want to put that part on my myspace. Good old gambling man Peter. I behaved like a fool. Isn't this the funniest thing you've ever seen?". Take it!" Family Guy S06E08 - McStroke. I'm gonna make you some hash browns for breakfast, and then later I'm gonna take you down to the whorehouse to lose your virginity. ♪ is violence in movies and s*x on TV. I'm gonna find just the right piece of incriminating evidence to bring down this company. [childishly] Well, for your information, I don't want a big penis! I'm a bigger hit with the kids than Will Smith and his nice clean rap. Chris, I've already explained this to you. Well, in that scenario, it sounds like I'd rather be the parking space than the car. This baby's ready to explode! Good afternoon, mustache wearers. I have revealed to you today these horrors in the hope that you will see the need for change, but always remember, what I have done here today is not a courageous act. I wish I could tell you that, but prison is no fairytale world. And all because of a little upper-lip hair. ♪ Lucky there's a family guy. This court finds in favor of the defendant, McBurgertown Industries. At that time, our value meal consisted of a hamburger, a cup of coffee and a Lucky Strike. Well, you've effectively ended my reign of coolness, haven't you? Let's see what's behind this door. The slogan is, " You must stash your Must-Stash in the mustache.". When is Dad gonna get better? With the ongoing writers' strike, new episodes of our favorite shows have been few and far between. Your email address will not be published. I took a bunch of pictures. McStroke. Sweetheart, that's incredible! 4 secs. Yeah, besides, Peter, those companies have huge legal divisions. Seventy-two virgins! Don't forget to help yourself to the buffet. ♪ It seems today that all you see ♪ ♪ is violence in movies and s*x on TV. Soup Strainer, Lip Whiskers, and, until recently, Giant Horse v*g1n*, but I prefer the term mustache. If I'm gay, then Freddie Mercury was gay. Okay, if I win, and you can't do it, you have to put your nose in Meg's hat and take an eight-second inhale. So to all of you salad-eating homosexuals, I say, "Thank you." [The Griffins and the Cow are at home watching TV]. Let's see what's behind this door. To say, '"I will eat this salad with pride. This must be the McBurgertown slaughterhouse. Brian, I'm sorry, but what do I keep saying? Take it!" One man can't take on a multinational fast food conglomerate. Excuse me, pardon me, are you the cool children? Hey. A nude baby! And to show my gratitude, I'd like to offer you a lifetime supply of McBurgertown burgers. Are you kidding? I wear long sleeve shirts under short sleeve shirts under long sleeve shirts. And it's working. Dr. Hartman: Mrs. Griffin, your husband has had a stroke. Soup Strainer, Lip Whiskers, and, until recently, Giant Horse v*g1n*, but I prefer the term mustache. Jeffrey, Peter Griffin has a mustache! Your father had a stroke, and it may take him a long time to recover. Well, here's my missile." Is he gonna be okay? 5:45. You know what, I'm gonna take a five-minute break. I wish I could tell you that the Monopoly guy fought the good fight, and the sisters let him be. 4 secs. This must be the McBurgertown slaughterhouse. Browse more videos. I have to talk to Connie. ♪ I am stuffed. I imagine you're gonna be much more of a stern father now that you have a mustache. Have we discussed what to send Wilford Brimley next month, as it is the 70th birthday of his mustache? Sweetheart, that's incredible! You might have to help me out with the last 10 or so. Who likes McBurgertown burgers? 22:21. You wanna go out to a**l Point this weekend, see what all the buzz is about? Chris, I've already explained this to you. It's sort of a dark joke. It's a mustache, Lois! You might have to help me out with the last 10 or so. ♪ But where are those good old-fashioned values ♪ [Lois kneels down and embraces Peter in bed; his left eye and part of his mouth are grotesquely hanging over, and his left arm has become limp] Peter, sweetheart, how do you feel? Wait, wait. Lois: Doctor, what happened? Family Guy Transcript. Good afternoon, mustache wearers. Brian enters behind him]. ♪ is violence in movies and s*x on TV. Playing ... NannieAcku9856. Stewie has his sweet revenge on Connie by shedding his disguise and clothes completely and making out with her, thus making her look like a pedophile and having her immediately arrested. Ew! McStroke - Family Guy [S06E08] McStroke - Family Guy [S06E08] TV-14 Animation Comedy . ♪ on which we used to rely? [Peter begins spazzing out and screams before falling on the floor] Oh my God! McStroke is the first episode of season six of Family Guy. What, you never seen a mustache before? Oh, yeah, you're the guy who cost me my mustache. Family Guy Full Episode - Family Guy - 2014 The Simpsons Family Guy Crossover. Yep, it's a mustache kind of morning, Chris. Family Guy - Best of Seasons. No, but seriously, there's something I want to talk to you about. Let Brian down. Your father had a stroke, and it may take him a long time to recover. Stewie: [after making out with Connie while naked] Look! Well, I suppose if you imagine it like a parking space that you think, "Gosh, there's no way I'm gonna be able to fit in there," but then you fold in the side-view mirrors and sure enough, "Well, look at that.". Peter starts an anti-immigration group, however, he quickly changes his mind when he finds out that he was born in Mexico. 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